German at Heart Written by... (Actually stream of consciousness improvised by): Jeff Kranz =================================== Eeeee Ha Ha ha heeee Ba da da-da da-da DA da da In the history of the German land, come and be my pinko man Here I am an American man.. far away in a different land In the history of the modern man, I am living in a frying pan Germany... Who I am .. Ba-da-da -da-da da-da call you friend - da-da ret Ha ha ha ha ha Here I am so far away What can I really say Here I am so long and dry Look at me up in the sky In the history of Hitler's Land All of this - in my hand I don't know if I can Be a true American Bratwurst Beer and the Packers too Come and see me in the zoo I know me and you know you Ba-da-da-da-da-da- boo boo boo Oh you don't carry Such a Heavy Take me to the levey in your motherfuckin chevy (you dumb fuck) Tell me who I am One more time I forget my place in crime ime ime ahhh oooo ahhh oooo Ba da da da da da da da da in the history of the german land I've forgotten who i am Please tell me to be your friend In the history of American man Da da da da da da da Multicultural - Multicultural Many personalities Strangely suspicious Inwardly constipated I don't vote Do you vote I don't know Let's build a boat We'll get a boat and sail the boat we will see if we can float In the history of the German Land Won't you be my dear best friend I'll call you Sue and you call me Sam Bump da da da da da da DAMP DAM Bump da da da da da da DAMP DAM Yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm a 3rd Generation German Man I eat my dinner from a frying pan UH I Got big lips and I like to drool People make fun of me at School Bump da da da da da da DAMP DAM Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo duh deeeehhh I gotta funny face, I gotta funny neck I won't write you no bad checks No my friend, my money is clear Come along I'll get you a beer Duuuuu duuu duuuud uud uuu Swing your partner doe-see doe Hide in the fiddle Cakes in a Riddle Ahhhhhh Fer Shtoooop Fer Schtoop a fer Fer Schtooop Potatoe Soup En Fer Schtoop I don't know what I should do Let's go back and visit the zoo Let's go Back! And Jimmy be my rock in roll man